LOOK my husband bought me a chicken handbag.

:D

aaand a GPOY for you. now i’m going to go make dinner.

this is how you behave in a cafe in paris

i couldnt un-tease my hair after wgt

ifuckinglovestartrek:

work in progress: UFP/enterprise schematics scarf dress

did you guys get to see this yet? I think I’m going to add a gold sash or something. Something gold.

the enterprise schematic (it has the 1701-A and the D!) and UFP fabric can be seen and bought here

and this is a gratuitous picture of me texting at the noc-noc (bar)

because im going to the castro to see raven tonight and upstage the queens with my fabulousness

sorry guise i couldnt take a serious photo

here, see, this is me. and i made that dress :3

gothbeauty:

Look who I stumbled upon while browsing WGT pictures: it’s batfeathers.

oh looky you guys im on the internets!!!

i wonder who took this. i think i kinda remember. i think i was drunk. (i was at WGT so that makes sense)

here is a gpoy from today, if you want.

You asked how I get my makeup to stay on. So I’m finally gonna give away my secret. It’s true, I am well known for always wearing heavy eyeshadow that doesn’t crease and stays on all day and night, or longer, until I take it off. It’s even mostly waterproof. Here’s what I do and have been doing for over a decade:
I wear lipstick underneath it.
That’s it.
I swipe the lipstick wherever I want the eyeshadow, (just real quick, messy is fine) then I pat the shadow, using a brush, onto the lipstick, and it’s sticks. (use plenty. Loose powder shadow works best. You might wanna use a clean poofy brush to sweep off the excess.) Then I use my finger to blend the edges. Usually I will do a poof of some shimmery powder over the top to double set it. That’s my trick, that’s my secret. You guys better be paying attention. It also makes it so your shadow actually looks like the color it is in the jar, instead of all washed out. I know you’re thinking “yeah they make eyeshadow primer” but I swear, I have tried it, and it isn’t nearly as effective as lipstick. You want to use a non-shimmery lipstick, and usually a color you want to slightly affect your end color. I tend to use dark maroons or even black underneath anything. Red is great. If you’re doing a lighter colored shadow, like silver, you’ll want a lighter colored lipstick, because the colors do blend a little.
There you have it, my big old makeup secret.

one more. me on the boat.

goodnight guise

all right. ive had two margaritas (and i make them strong) two fernets, two tequilas, one glass of champagne, and three beers. fuck. I am somehow still alive.

i havent done a GPOY in a while so here

welp, here it is, my geeky “happy new year” post. please dont unfollow me for this derpiness

seriously though, happy new year guys.