dion. 29. san francisco. bartender/artist/waste of star-stuff. i am afraid of enclosed spaces, going outside without sunscreen, and music that came out after the nineties. I like sewing, science fiction, science reality, and spooky stuff.
I might need another tumblr hiatus.
FRESH FROM THE SHOWER! Just bleached it, now I’m going red. ANYTHING to help me not shave it all off!!
dontcha wish ur captain was hot like me
he needs to stop
my coworker just became friends with me on stupid old facebook and the other day at work he was like
“Why do you like pirates so much? those movies are kind of stupid! you got a Captain Jack coat? Seriously? I mean, like what you like but they’re stupid Disney pirate movies for kids, you know? Captain Jack, puh, I’m sure. Pirates? Whatever… ” And he kept going on and on and I let him talk until he was done.
It was funny when he noticed my smirk and (probably) raised eyebrow and he shut up for a second and I just said “Yeahhhh, not the same Captain Jack, actually. Not a ‘Pirates’ thing at all.”
And then he goes “It is a nice coat though.”
and i was like
what if every convention had cosplayers
like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler
then the geophysics convention i went to would have been way more fun, i’ll tell you that for damn sure
What the fuck did you think would happen?
she looks at the hammer like “oh my god hammer why did you have to do that??”
i hate how hammers are always ruining my life
So tonight one of the local fishermen brought me four live crabs as a gift, perhaps a tip. I considered taking them home and cooking them, I wondered if I could do it… I do like crab and there has to be something good about working on the wharf. My waitress left with two of them. I put mine in a box and walked down to the beach and let them go into the cold salty ocean. They raised their stupid little claws up as the water washed over them, I cried. I swear they looked triumphant as they skittered out into the water. I’m happy I let them go. I think they wanted to live.
I’m in a coffee shop alone and I just about died laughing.
New favorite blog. Ever.
I’m sorry, this is just… It’s exactly why I hate him.
Basically “why would uhura put up with Spock? I don’t know, but we ALL know Spock thinks Zoe Saldana is HOTT lol”
Don’t get me started on why that’s sexist, but acting like Spock is just some dude who likes hot chicks shows you HAVE NO IDEA about the character with which you are working and ALSO Spock is a character, Zoe is an actress. Please go die.